A little background on J. Born to hippy patchouli stinker father, J grew up roaming the N. GA mountains pursuing trout. At age 15 he was handed his first fly rod, which has since ruined several long term relationships and landed him several stints in institutions with circular padded walls. J has watched a River Runs Through It so many times his lovers often find him reciting the lines in his sleep. J seldomly showers as he says fish have a sense of smell second to only a grizzly. He can be found casting bacon flies to the neighborhood dogs, if only to make sure the drag on his Abel Creek is still functioning properly. J believes in his previous life he was Lowell George and he lives by the motto "If It Ain't Got Fins or A Pussy... I Ain't Chasin' It".
KPV (Self Proclaimed VP of Said FLY Fishing Gee-haw)
KPV cut his teeth flinging flies at young age to largies' on local farm ponds. After cleaning out all the local ponds KPV decided he needed a bigger challenge and that catching bass is like "shootin' fish in a barrel". KPV is a proud member of "Badger and Blade" and feels all true FLY fishers' should have beards. When asked to attend formal gatherings KPV will almost always arrive in his Simms waders... cause hell, whats' more formal than waders. KPV also stands by his comments that "the wader tan is all the rage". Often times you will find him shouting "Get Behind The Mule!" for no apparent reason. KPV has probably foul hooked more fish than you've ever caught, and can tie a better nail knot than you with his eyes closed. If you see KPV on the water steer clear cause you don't mess with a man while he's at the office.
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